Seriously, I am NOT that dirty... Do I look dirty to you? |
My Bath Supplies
(plus a washcloth and two towels.) |
Deb is so gentle and nice when she puts ointment into my eyes. |
She murumurs softly while she cleans around my eyes, and face, so I don't mind a bit. |
...and she teases me gently about potatoes in my ears... but my ears are always clean. |
Then she wets the washcloth and cleans my whole face, head and chin. |
She starts at the back end, since it's when she gets to my head that I'm most wanting to shake. |
Deb is sympathetic but business like, because all my smelly bits have to be washed. |
She rinses me EVER so carefully, so I will never itch from soapy residue. |
Oh, we are starting for the top side, can you tell I'm just thrilled? |
She shampoos between my toes on all four feet, and massages my pads and legs and it's HEAVENLY! |
And then...
she rinses, rinses, rinses... |
Uhmmm... do you think we could have a time out? C'mon Deb... |
What a joker. What's she think I am a Norwiegan Ridgeback? |
I am the great horned Smuckers.
OBEY ME! |
I will not growl, I will not bite,
but Deb...
I can spell LAWSUIT... |
Seriously,
She is very careful
not to get water
in my ears,
and she warns me
before she rinses
my face for
the final time. |
Whew, that threat works every time.
I'm outta there... |
I'm ready for rubdown #1. |
That was Great!
Lemme down!! Lemme down!!! |
SHAKE !!! SHAKE !!! SHAKE !!! SHAKE !!! SHAKE !!! |
