 Seriously, I am NOT that dirty... Do I look dirty to you? |
 My Bath Supplies (plus a washcloth and two towels.) |
 Deb is so gentle and nice when she puts ointment into my eyes. |
 She murumurs softly while she cleans around my eyes, and face, so I don't mind a bit. |
 ...and she teases me gently about potatoes in my ears... but my ears are always clean. |
 Then she wets the washcloth and cleans my whole face, head and chin. |
 She starts at the back end, since it's when she gets to my head that I'm most wanting to shake. |
 Deb is sympathetic but business like, because all my smelly bits have to be washed. |
 She rinses me EVER so carefully, so I will never itch from soapy residue. |
 Oh, we are starting for the top side, can you tell I'm just thrilled? |
 She shampoos between my toes on all four feet, and massages my pads and legs and it's HEAVENLY! |
 And then... she rinses, rinses, rinses... |
 Uhmmm... do you think we could have a time out? C'mon Deb... |
 What a joker. What's she think I am a Norwiegan Ridgeback? |
 I am the great horned Smuckers. OBEY ME! |
 I will not growl, I will not bite, but Deb... I can spell LAWSUIT... |
Seriously, She is very careful not to get water in my ears, and she warns me before she rinses my face for the final time. |
 Whew, that threat works every time. I'm outta there... |
 I'm ready for rubdown #1. |
 That was Great!
Lemme down!! Lemme down!!! |

SHAKE !!! SHAKE !!! SHAKE !!! SHAKE !!! SHAKE !!! |